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sintervention

(n.) when an individual or group of persons intervene in the social life of their friend or colleague with the intention to introduce so-called "sinful" activities, including drugs, alcohol, tobacco and various promiscuous behaviors.
You grew up in Boulder and you've never smoked weed? Time to stage a sintervention!
sintervention by poison_ivy February 23, 2011

sittersauce 

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.
Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...
(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.
'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'
Spister by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011
A productive member of society who enjoys craft beer, coffee and cocktails. This individual may be found in flannel shirts on the weekends but normal has professional apparel on Monday through Friday.

These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.

A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.
I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.

Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.
Sipster by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015

Floor-sitter 

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.
Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.
Floor-sitter by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010

Medic-Sitter 

The individual, often an EMT, partnered with the paramedic who is responsible for fixing their mistakes and ensuring that the paramedic stays on task when caring for the patient, completing paperwork, and transferring patient care at the hospital.

Responsibilities of the medic sitter often include; reminding the paramedic to clock in, ensuring the paramedic is well fed and caffeinated, keeping track of patient paperwork, reminding the paramedic of the patient's name, remembering the stretcher at the hospital, reminding the paramedic that they are not in fact god, disposing of sharps properly, reminding the paramedic to exchange narcs and not just memes at the hospital, ensuring that the monitor cables and IV lines don't strangle the patient while transferring them from stretcher to bed, reminding the paramedic to wear gloves, and remembering to grab the drug box on a code.
"So I'm training Andrew to be my new medic-sitter....so far it's going pretty well, except earlier he forgot to remind me that I needed to call medical control for Lopressor."

"I had to medic-sit Adam's hungover ass the other day. I reminded him of the patient's name 4 times on the way to the hospital."