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Stroke Book 

Slang for an erotic magazine, frequently a well-distributed glossy monthly, generally featuring soft-core pornography in the form of nude pictorials ("photo spreads") and short fiction.

The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.
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"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."

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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"
Stroke Book by al-in-chgo February 22, 2010
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stroke dick 

fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?

fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.
stroke dick by Lays Chips April 9, 2010

stroke & slap 

when a girl strokes your cock up and down and slaps your cock head in the palm of her other hand.
my girlfriend performed the stroke & slap last night sending me over the edge.
stroke & slap by jminator21 July 25, 2010

stroke the grumpy 

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.
My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.
stroke the grumpy by grumpyd December 10, 2010

Stroke the Salami 

Stroke the Salami by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

Stroke your Tongue 

When you run your index finger over your lovers tongue in a sexual way during foreplay or ask the question "Can I stroke your tongue?"...
Jack to Laura "Ey Up Love, Can I stroke your tongue?"...
Stroke your Tongue by DJ_SIO July 9, 2011

stroke the toad 

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!