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Slippery Pete 

Someone who goes back and plays additional holes on a golf course without paying for them.
The ranger looks drunk today, lets pull a Slippery Pete and get 18 in.
Slippery Pete by JDigglesby September 14, 2009

slipping jimmy 

The fake fall in front of a car
Employee: I have been using a wheelie-walker for five months, and I keep being promised a ramp will be installed
Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.
slipping jimmy by humblepiece April 19, 2015

slippery bob 

He was born in 1930. His real name is John Robert Boelke.
slippery bob by mrgoodhi September 10, 2010

slippery gertrude 

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude
For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.
slippery gertrude by Ashiok January 17, 2021

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! 

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person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

Slippery Doorknob 

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!