Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

Mokena Alarm Clock by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

J'moked 

To "get got" or bested in a surprising manner.

Person A: "Aw man Barry totally faked me out in basketball today . . . I got J'moked"

J'moked by Jonsanfran March 1, 2021

Ninja-moked 

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.

Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!

Ninja-moked by Cameatsass September 7, 2018

Mokena 

Small town in Illinois, often referred to by locals as "smokena-joint". Most kids who live there are pot heads.

Mokena is filled with stoners.

Mokena by Ariel Triton January 16, 2010

mokepon 

Pokemon with an attitude, also a webcomic.

Mokepon quote:
Long ago, somehow it was decided that being ten years old was perfectly fine age to go out alone and face unknown dangers.

In a world where getting lost or eaten by a dragon was the least of your fears.

And so every young boy and girl in Pallet town eagerly anticipates receiving their very first pokemon from Professor Oak, the local pokemon expert.

So that they may join in with the idiocy themselves.

mokepon by 3bookwyrms June 15, 2011

mokey muse 

Sr Pelo's creation on youtube for his series mokey and friends

He has the catchphrase OH BOI

mokey muse:OH BOI IS CHRIMAH

mokey muse by novamus October 5, 2017

mokesnap 

A half half mixture of finely chopped weed and tobacco, killed in one hit from a bong. Totally fucks with your head.

"Go and make a mokesnap for me"
"That mokesnap kicked my ass"

mokesnap by themilligan November 7, 2008