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Stroking his goose 

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Euphemism for masturbation
The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"
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goosebag 

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A word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (Kyle Seymour)
"That boy called me a goosebag"
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Gooned

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Being high off of ketamine.
I'm so gooned right now! Lets sniff another gooner!
Gooned by OSSCVI January 15, 2010
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gooseneck 

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noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.
Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.
gooseneck by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010
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Goose 

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1. A word better than good.

2. Sarcasm on the word good.
1. These fries are so goose~!

2. He keeps lying to you, he's such a goose friend!
Goose by Felixbunny November 22, 2010
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Goose 

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Commonly known as Girlongus or GOG.

Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.
Topic: My dog got eaten by a huge snake! *Tears*
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!

"That girl is so Goose."
Goose by MikaTheronsMum December 14, 2008
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