Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place 

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Johnnie 

A Johnnie is a very gay individual who likes dick in their booty hole, they also tend to say things that they never act on, they like to go for the fattest and ugliest bitches, they also have the worst taste in women and have extremely low standards. Their dick will literally go into anything that has a hole. Johnnies typically see themselves as tough and healthy, but in reality they are lazy fucking slobs who don’t do shit but a play games on their consoles and have dad bodies around the age of 16 and above. Johnnies are also insecure about themselves cause of past relationships and rejections from females who have better to do with their lives. A johnnie is basically a feminine version of John they also tend to have vaginas so don’t be surprised if a johnnie tells you he has a esthetically large cock and you end up seeing a vagina. Overall a johnnie is just an L.

Is that a johnnie over there I bet you he has a vagina

Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life

Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after

Johnnie by Shadiiii April 29, 2019

moll and johnnie 

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

moll and johnnie by the gabba goul January 8, 2005

Johnning 

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

Johnning by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

Johnnia 

Johnnia is a wonderful and AMAZING woman who cares about others. She is a brave woman who is also such a badass. She deserves love and compassion.But NEVER ever make her mad because when you do she will fight back and she does have an army with her so never mess with her.She cares about her friends and family and is the perfect woman to love and care and support.She likes to game and hang online with friends.She might get hurt sometimes but she toughens it out.She is never afraid to show her real self and also can be forgiving to others even sometimes the ones who’s mean to her.She can be loyal to others and sharing about her interesting story’s. IN CONCLUSION those are the many things that makes her the most amazing girl in the world.So love her with all your heart.
T H E E N D :)

(Name)- Hi Johnnia!
Johnnia- Hi! Hru :)
(Name)- I’m good hru?
Johnnia- Im doing good thanks :D

Johnnia by The_Unknown.. August 28, 2021

Johnny Wasted 

When someone is out of their brains drunk

"He got so Johnny Wasted last night that i just went home'

Johnny Wasted by Stefane January 11, 2009

johnny gas pedal

the act of holding a dudes feet while kicking him in the groin

Dan: That was a pretty good fight until the one dude fell, then it was all over.

Kyle: Yeah, that was the perfect opportunity for me to give him the johnny gas pedal and really turn things in my favor.

johnny gas pedal by Bobby-O February 24, 2009