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Zitoed

To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
by 20deep May 1, 2008
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zitao

Swaggy-T, AB Style, romantic Kungfu Panda, Huang Zitao. Gives a lot of life lessons and is swaggy as f*ck. You can talk sh*t about him but he won't give a damn. Writes songs like a f*cking boss and music is his passion. Coolest Huang I know. Can control time and spit fire (rap) as well so beware. Has a sassy side and a teenage girl side. Very straightforward but is often funny too.
Anit: zitao is so gross, traitor, f*ck him what a crybaby
Zitao: Get the f*ck outta my life.
Person: don't listen to the haters
Zitao: I don't give a sh*t.
by ByunXingLu June 3, 2017
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adam zittel

The UU pleasure god
Person 1: Look, Adam Zittel took his shirt off.

Dean: CON HAS BEGUN!!
by Luucy Buuth May 7, 2013
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Zita

A kind thoughtful caring person very down to earth and loves to party

One who will always support you and be there when you need someone to talk to
Very creative, especially in fashion style

Loving and playful

Connects with people and goes with the flow
You are very lucky if you meet a Zita.

Means: The Seeker
Origin: Spanish
"Whats your name?"
"Zita."
by triplet3 February 5, 2010
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Zitler

Any blemish, usually in the form of a pimple or zit, that is located on the philtrum. Giving you the appearance of a Hitler mustache.
I hate waking up to find out I have a new Zitler
by MyFryHole July 22, 2011
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zitlali

An aztec name meaning first morning star. Usually it will be the name of a short mexican. Zitlalis are very awesome girls, they are very beautiful, smart but too lazy to show it, many jealous girls call them whores for the fact that they like to make new friends. loves cats, cleaning, cooking and are awesome at everything. They are also very good friends with Jaimes
"What are you going to name your baby"
"Zitlali"
"What does it mean?"
"First morning star"
"Really nice name"
"Thank you"
by wassabieeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 20, 2011
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Zituation

When one is having an unfortunate situation involving facial acne. This situation can last days, weeks, months or years.
As I was popping one of twenty zits on my face, I turned to my friend, Jacqueline, and said, "I can't go to this party when I'm in the middle of this horrible zituation!"
by SALLY AND JACQUELINE March 11, 2009
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