spunk-rat 

Attractive member of the opposite sex. Usually used with reference to the male.

Daniel Craig is such a spunk-rat!

He's so sexy, he's such a spunk-rat!

spunk-rat by Squameroo May 31, 2007

spunk recepticle 

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

spunk recepticle by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

Spunk Thief 

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.

John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.

Spunk Thief by theburner September 8, 2010

spunk sucks

an extremely gay person who is making gay sounds 24/7. He even jerks off in his sleep.

spunk sucks was moaning in class today! he was also showing people his dick!

spunk sucks by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022

spunk socks 

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

spunk socks by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

Spunk Handshake 

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

Spunk Handshake by Jrubadub December 29, 2010

Spunk Musket 

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

Spunk Musket by Bastement October 4, 2010