plastered painter 

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

plastered painter by ppainter November 4, 2011

plasterer's pocket 

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.

"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"

plasterer's pocket by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Manbullet Platter 

The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.

DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up

Manbullet Platter by DJ Cream Pie and Dr Extenze May 5, 2011

Fuck Platter 

An assortment of sexual partners

I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!

Fuck Platter by SwIrLieDeee April 29, 2014

dark meat platter

When a rather well hung black fellow conceals his penis in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim.

Officer: What happened here?
Victim: He dark meat plattered me.....

dark meat platter by LawsonF December 16, 2015

flattered 

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.

"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"

flattered by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004

Bronx Platter 

When one partner defecates on the other's abdomen, and then they proceed to engage in missionary style sexual intercourse.

After a Mexican dinner, the couple enjoyed a Bronx Platter for dessert.

Bronx Platter by the Bronx Bomber November 19, 2004