Stroke n Poke

Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick

Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome

Stroke n Poke by niggersaurus-rex October 15, 2011

stroke the cactus 

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

stroke the cactus by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

Stroke the monkey by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Stroke lips 

When someone talks using only one side of their mouth/ lips and the other side just chills there dormant. They may also smile using just one side of their lips.

yo that bitch got some real stroke lips with her crooked ass smile

Stroke lips by Aurybaby February 26, 2019

Stroke-idextrous 

Able to masturbate with both hands equally well

Johnny is stroke-idextrous he can jerk off with both hands without missing a stroke

Stroke-idextrous by Spooder anus August 8, 2020

stroke session

When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.

Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.

stroke session by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 16, 2014

Stroke Material

A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".

Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?

Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...

Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....

Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?

..please......

pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?

Stroke Material by cL4yMore October 17, 2008