Smegma-mouth 

1. When an individuals skin around the mouth has been coated with semen and the unwitting individual has let it dry.

'It looks like Scholfield had a good time last night he has a right smegma-mouth'

Smegma-mouth by Matt10101 January 19, 2008

smegma male 

a guy who’s a loner but for obvious reasons.

not to be confused with sigma male.

‘who’s that guy at the table by himself that reeks of smegma?’

‘that’s Tim. and good nose! he’s a smegma male’

smegma male by dirtxbike March 21, 2022

smegma breath 

A general insult aimed at a person who's not welcome; works better when applied to males.

Check out smegma breath there, don't you guys just hate him?

smegma breath by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

smegma god 

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy

Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.

smegma god by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017

smegma cake 

The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.

Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness

Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake

Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.

Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake

smegma cake by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 23, 2020

Smegma male 

1. A highly badass individual who doesn't care about the cool girls, but really wants to be noticed by the female gender

2. has a smelly dick

Smegma males unite! 🪨🥤

Smegma male by DSDATURA August 15, 2023

Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.

I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

Smegma Cockmuncher by Smegma Cocklicker January 13, 2011