Smegma-mouth

1. When an individuals skin around the mouth has been coated with semen and the unwitting individual has let it dry.

'It looks like Scholfield had a good time last night he has a right smegma-mouth'

by Matt10101 January 19, 2008

Widgy-nose

Someone whose long and bent nose is always running

Girl 'You're quite attractive'
Mike 'achoo'
Girl 'oh god, you've got a bloody widgy-nose'

by Matt10101 January 19, 2008