get mugged 

When you try to act cool and doing something rad , but instead you look like an idiot and you get ragged. Bit like get REKT

Grace just went tried to walk like she was a boss ass bitch but instead she tripped and fell bless her then you say "HAHAHAHAH GET MUGGED"

get mugged by Curwizzle964 May 11, 2016

Monged 

something that has been grossly violated.

You monged my pencil!!

Monged by Zini October 18, 2003

azz mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I azz mugged him to make me feel better.

azz mugged by Jean Painter September 25, 2006

megged 

Spec. English slang

adj. to have been screwed over in an arguement or situation

Rich: "Newcastle United are the best!"
Jake: "So how come their trophy cabinet weighs less than helium?"
Rich: "I... Uh..."
Mike: "Ahaha, megged."

megged by McKenzie February 2, 2005

monged 

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

monged by fatbob May 6, 2003

monged 

To be ugly or disfigured in some way. Can be aimed at Animal, Vegetable or Mineral.

She had a monged face
That turnip looks monged

monged by chudmeister June 22, 2003

Megged 

1. To be owned verbally.

2. To be embarrassed to the point of no possible path of recovery.

Guy 1: I tried to get her digits last night but she cut me down in front of the whole bar.

Guy 2: I know man, she totally megged you!

Megged by TheOwnedOne November 13, 2010