Iven 

the sweetest, kindest, most caring person in the world. Everyone would be lucky to have an Iven in their life. Iven is everything good. He unlocks parts of your heart that seemed closed forever. He is patient, attentive and all around wonderful. He will do anything to see a smile on your face, and you will want to do anything to see his smile too. When he smiles, it is an amazing phenomena, for a split second everything is right in the world. When he smiles, I smile. His eyes radiate with warmth and kindness. His capacity for love is limitless. In times when others get angry and lash out, Iven remains calm and supportive. He will hold you tight when you are full of fear. There is nothing better than being in his arms, it is the safest place in the world. In his arms time stands still. He will be your strength in any time of need. An Ivan will caress your face, look deep into your eyes and tell you he loves you with all his heart. An Iven will tell you that you are beautiful and perfect and amazing, with such certainty that you too believe it is true. In loving Iven you will also learn to love yourself. Iven truly is synonymous with love.

Iven is The Chosen One

Iven by UrMoMGayUtOO March 25, 2019

white iverson

A term coined by the singer Post Malone. It refers to the basketball player Allen Iverson's braids, except on a white person.

"I look like White Iverson and definitely not white trash with these braids"

white iverson by Tork, Lewith August 28, 2016

I've had it up to here 

usually used to describe when one has lost all patience for a situation or person.

an exaggerated hand movement is commonly used alongside this expression; the person raises their hand above their head flat and parallel to the ground to show where "up to here" is.

Jim: Hey, Tom. How's life going?
Tom: I've had it up to here! *raises hand*

I've had it up to here by momochki February 9, 2018

thing I've never seen 

When someone talks about something you think is a myth, you may say "wow, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!"

Saw a bigfoot in a UFO? WOW, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!

thing I've never seen by I, Wreckerrr July 19, 2021

white iverson

A white guy with a pass, who smokes Newports, wears braids, has hoes, has gold teeth, and maybe, just maybe good at basketball.

White boy got sauce, looking like a white Iverson. My nigga!

white iverson by Zukogotsauce January 15, 2016

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011

i've heard it both ways 

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.

Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

i've heard it both ways by blulelizard October 5, 2009