Dave 

Person who is a real bum. Just sits around the house and does nothing. First person when you go to a party that finds a beer and then the couch. When you go to his house is either sleeping or sitting on the couch. Has a opinion about everything. Someone who is lazy. Can be used in many different forms.

Can be used as "Bro get off the couch, your'e being such a Dave" Or turn your friends name into Dave

*Walk into a party* "Yup there goes Dave" (Actually "Mike" walking to the fridge and you know eventually the couch)

Dave by dboifresh July 4, 2011

Dave 

Slang for taking a shit, with no reference to any specific person. A dave is smooth and satisfying, especially after a long night out with some of the boys.

"Phwoar, I tell you what, that's a banging barbecue you have there. Excuse me, I'm just off to take a dave."

Dave by Gordon Gekko is my God October 9, 2017

Dave 

A useless coworker that spends more time and energy trying to avoid work than he would working. Specializes in white women (fat, gross white women). Poor swimmer.

I gotta take a Dave.

Dave was my partner so I had to do all the work myself.

Dave by Crumbdave May 24, 2018

DAVE 

D - deceitful
A - abusive

V - vengful

E - evil

Whatever you do don't go out with him he's a DAVE!

DAVE by 0808NAX July 2, 2018

Dave 

Daves are commonly known as the rare species of man/girl see origins of mangina also known for the moronic beheviour and love for pancakes.

also do not bring up "diggers" around daves as they will bitch and wine

!fun fact! dave's usualy arent very good at anything at all surprisingly there rather talented at giving head just dont ask him to swallow.

TheNinja00 is a famous example of all the above

Dave - TheNinja00 this one time at band camp he sucked off the entire male audience

Dave by The Renegade Hobo March 12, 2013

Dave 

A vagina that has not been shaved for a week. Resembling a man named dave who has been fired from work and grows out his stubble.

I didn't fuck because I had a total dave.

Dave by nooniepoop February 8, 2014

Dave 

Slang term for Ketamine (in Bristol, UK)

Anyone got any Dave? What 15? Nah mate, tenner right.

Dave by Donavan Bad Boy Smith January 15, 2009