looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

looming the poon by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

Winnie the Poon 

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside

I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to

Winnie the Poon by D Flawless November 1, 2021

A Lewis Poon 

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

A Lewis Poon by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

Amanda Juicy-Poon

Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).

“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”

Amanda Juicy-Poon by gurgletimmygurgle May 13, 2024

Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.

Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.

Camp Lejeune Poon by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025

Ruby City Poon Slayer

A man, typically an engineering major, who only wears dri-fit with Jordan 1 mids. Is most likely phenomenal dd. He will fuck your girl. Pulling out is a foreign concept to him.

“Dude did you hear who fucked Mikey’s Girl?”
“Yes bro it was Carter, the Ruby City Poon Slayer”

Ruby City Poon Slayer by Touse Mogger April 4, 2026

Poonboss 

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.

Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.

Poonboss by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017