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Fite me in German

If someone doesn’t agree with you, then battle them in a German classroom with a Nazi teacher as the referee.
Layla drink some water, you need to sober up.’
‘FITE ME IN GERMAN
Fite me in German by TheHolyBanana February 9, 2019

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german 

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

The German Nose Bleed 

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.
Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!
The German Nose Bleed by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009

Mountain German 

The Swiss. A person of Swiss descent, or a citizen of the Swiss Confederation. So named due to the prominence of Switzerland's mountains.
"This new Swiss Army knife is bad-ass. Them Mountain Germans make some good stuff."

East German 

The act of masturbating until your about to ejaculate, and then suddenly stopping and not finishing. This is usually done the day before a sporting event, and is believed to increase the performance of the athlete who performs this act. The name "East German" originates from the 1980 East German Olympic team who allegedly did this before each event.
I East German'ed before my track meet and won my race!!
East German by AKN 121 December 24, 2008

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life
Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
doing my german homework by venus88 September 21, 2009