dickeries

The act of messing around with a friend or room mate, causing trouble for them in usually unnecessary ways for your own personal enjoyment and their personal torment.

Girl: There's no reason to get too jealous...I'm pretty sure you know him, anyway...Jewish, smart, funny, eyes that vary color from sea green to hazel...sound familiar? ;-)

Girl's male room mate: Woody Allen? Sorry, I need to get in on the room mate dickeries, I never had a chance with any of my past room mates :P

dickeries by dracoodoom January 11, 2012

dickflate 

To harm a male's ego by insulting the size of his penis

Why is Joe so glum?

His girlfriend just totally dickflated him in front of his buddies

dickflate by Locutioner March 15, 2016

dickbeaters 

A chicks hands or some cases a queers

she uses her dickbeaters to jerk off her boyfriend.
put up your dickbeaters

dickbeaters by jokers1234 July 9, 2010

Deckeration 

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.

"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"

Deckeration by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009

dickbeaters 

the art of putting a better grip on a tool/wrench to tighten or loosen a bolt, cap, or nut.

I hand to use my dickbeaters to get that cap off that jar

dickbeaters by Roox December 1, 2011

dickrature 

a dude who all he talks about is sex

stop talking dickrature

dickrature by craig March 12, 2003

Dickherate 

The act of inviting a gal to come decorate your new house/apartment in exchange for some poon.

Hey sweetie! Do you wanna come over and dickherate?

Dickherate by UMamjmr March 25, 2010