Mongo Longo 

Tony Montenegro

Che mongo longo

Mongo Longo by David jalapeño July 3, 2021

Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill

"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"

Mongo Beefhead by ?? March 23, 2004

Mongo pusher 

Someone who skates like a dick. Like this kid jeff who mongo pushes. It fucking pissed me off.

Jeff is such a mongo pusher

Mongo pusher by Bradley cooperson September 24, 2015

mongo dongo 

A man with a rather large and voluptuous penis! Greater than 12 inches

Katheryn told Mary one girls night, that Ashby had a Mongo dongo and it was the biggest she’s ever had!

mongo dongo by Threetriangles January 8, 2018

Mongo Eater 

One who eats mongos like its their day job.

I ate so many mongos when I was younger, now I push mongo.

dude your such a mongo eater

Mongo Eater by mongomongo October 28, 2009

mongo-jerry 

(noun) generally used to describe someone who has done or said something indescribably moronic.

person 1: Oh you're from England! Is that near London?

person 2: No. Are you a mongo-jerry?

person 1: Is that like a Christian?

person 2: Don't worry...

mongo-jerry by Andy Dunn December 25, 2008

Mongo Moshing 

engaging in the act of moshing most generally while listening to cannibal corpse or dying fetus in such a way that involves thrasing about while flailing the arms about over thoust head.

David Mutha Fuckin George mongo moshes like a true neeeeegro

Yea Foo hes always mongo moshing!

He musta smoked like ten cigars!

Thats like 50 cigarettes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mongo Moshing by M-Bla October 7, 2008