Riff-Raff Chariot

A car driven by a grown man meant to draw attention to himself, typically because they have no personality or any other redeeming qualities to get noticed by the opposite sex. They rely on purchasing obnoxious expensive cars such as a yellow Camero to draw attention to themselves.

I just saw Shawn drive by in the Riff-Raff chariot. Jesus, why doesn’t he just paint "hey, look at me" on the side of it?

Riff-Raff Chariot by The Corporate Cropduster November 7, 2010

dyslexic chariot

When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...

I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.

dyslexic chariot by Erich Bastel June 12, 2007

Man Chariot 

When a man wearing a velour onesie carries a man on his penis. The other man wears a crown and flip flops, whilst singing the Norwegian national anthem. It is known as the ultimate ride/gay sex act that can be performed.

Wow I can't believe how drunk harper was, he kept asking random men to give him a Man Chariot.

Man Chariot by edbanger04 March 6, 2011

Roman Chariot 

Where a man is about to have intercourse but backs up and then proceeds to run at the velocity of a Roman chariot. He then rams his magnum dong into the vagina.

Can cause internal bleeding and in extreme cases: death

Jordan: How did she die?
Me: Brent roman charioted that bitch.

Roman Chariot by asianfuk December 13, 2017

Bum chariot

Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.

Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!

Bum chariot by Falconkicks March 31, 2011

Poon Chariot 

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

Poon Chariot by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

ponce chariot 

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

ponce chariot by The Mossfish July 9, 2016