your mom's pussy 

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

your mom's pussy by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010

your mom gay lol

Say that to a fucking normie. Trust me, they'll never get to mess up with you again.

Person 1: fuck off!
Person 2: your mom gay lol
Person 1: *cries in a corner* I should've never messed with him...

your mom gay lol by mayonnaise and saucedog May 24, 2018

your mom is 

the most versatile and most dangerous phrase

boy a: yo! your mom is gay

boy b: hey man not cool

your mom is by yeet man 09670760760876 March 12, 2021

your mom goes to college 

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.

Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED

your mom goes to college by where am i? March 7, 2005

your mom's chest hair 

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

your mom's chest hair by broyce August 8, 2008

your mom gay 

by far the most deadly weapon in your arsenal when someone tries to roast you or insults you in any shape or manner. It will literally end their life in a very swift manner.

Manager: fuck out my office David

David: Your mom gay
Manager: *is fucking obliterated*

your mom gay by Mr_Sister_Fister May 17, 2018

your mom burger 

A true insult a male uses when trying to astablish dominance

“That’s my food”

“Your mom burger”

your mom burger by Yourmomburger February 11, 2018