dangling dave

When your floppy penis wont go into the butt you were trying to fuck, so you jerk off and stick you finger in there instead.

Dude, Koppel gave me a dangling dave in the lockerroom!! It was horrible!!

dangling dave by bio 100 May 10, 2005

naked dave 

the best internet friend a person could ask for. trustworthy, honest, sweet, and plus hes a sexy beast. we share the enjoyment of bananas, carrots, gilmore girls, and charmed.

Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward

naked dave by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008

fat dave 

a person who, when they were a child, was "fat" or "chubby", but grows up to be a thin, attractive person; however, person may have other traits such as assholery and douche baggery when older (not always necessarily, however)

"Wow, he was surely a Fat Dave! Look at the chins on that one! He may be attractive now but he punched my friend in the face yesterday."

fat dave by Seggy October 17, 2008

A Dave 

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

A Dave by Slinks July 22, 2014

to dave 

To become bald before ones time.

Do you reckon Richard O'brian "daved"

to dave by Joe Heller May 6, 2005

Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd) 

When something is the most terrible thing person or idea

“Your Gacha edit is Lemon on cardboard Dave(locd)
“My teacher is Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd) by The_Real_Fuck_Tart October 17, 2020

pulling a dave 

When someone projects vomit onto another ones stairs or other common walkway in a house.
Usually occurs after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Makes a huge mess to be cleaned up by the stair-owner but creates a great story to be told the following day.

guy 1: Omg that was an awesome party last night
guy 2: ya, except Kyle kept pulling a Dave all night!

girl: "Wow, that guy is pulling a Dave!"
guy: "Haha, that is huge!"
girl: "Braeden isnt going to be very happy to clean up that mountain of puke."

pulling a dave by cronos19 May 25, 2010