sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

sausage dildo by Voldaar July 24, 2016

Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

Mirage Dildo by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

sparkling dildo 

A dildo that is glittery for the gays

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch

sparkling dildo by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017

Massachusetts Dildo 

A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.

I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.

Massachusetts Dildo by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017

Nebraska Dildo 

The act of puting a condom over a corn cob and using it for sexual stimulation.

Stacy used a Nebraska Dildo because she lost her vibrator.

Nebraska Dildo by loeff493 August 31, 2019

A dildo 

A stupid but good looking male that can only be used for one thing.

She likes a dildo, not men that think for themselves.

A dildo by NikeT1138 August 23, 2021

double dick dildo 

killing two birds with one stone.

man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

double dick dildo by BigDogsRana March 16, 2016