Un-packed kebab 

When a woman's genitals resemble that of a Doner kebab. Popular with the more sexually active women, it looks as tho she hasn't been "packed" properly and as a result "bits" are falling out.

Zach: Hey man! How did you go with Shiniqua last night? You know everyone has had her yeah?

Kynan: I believe it bro, she has the worst Un-packed kebab i have ever seen!

Zach: How bad was it?

Kynan: Dude, there were meaty bits everywhere!

Un-packed kebab by Krazy Legz April 2, 2010

got his ass packed 

To be ass raped, forcefully.

Dude was a pedophile and was sentenced to prison, and got his ass packed by BIG Bubba!

got his ass packed by dmillswvu82 February 23, 2023

PACed out 

when a guy eats a girl out so good that it feels like pac man did it

girl u think bein eaten out is good try bein PACed out it's crazy

PACed out by mountaindewher May 30, 2010

vacuum packed 

squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"

you see a girl and her skirt, shorts, or pants are SOOO tight that you just know if she ever takes them off the only way she's ever squeezing back into them is if she gets herself VACUUM PACKED

vacuum packed by krazyknights#1 May 3, 2009

Clam Packed 

The act of forcing all of your penis into the women's vagina in one powerful thrust.

Jack: Yo Matt, how was Chelsea last night?

Matt: Dude, it was awesome, I clam packed her at least 10 times!

Clam Packed by Matthew Paglia September 30, 2011

down packed 

down packed is just a more common variation of its sister phrase "down pat," meaning to have something memorized or perfected.

I practiced parallel parking until I got it down packed.

down packed by mattisatool May 4, 2006

badly packed kebab 

An ugly vagina, resembling a saturday night lamb donner kebab. With mayo

Mate, she has got hell of a badly packed kebab!

badly packed kebab by HUGEBALLS&sexylegs1 April 29, 2011