pubic lice
pubic lice by g money November 5, 2003
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Anal Lice
Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.
"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
Anal Lice by NicoleMcnunny January 18, 2009
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And that's how I got lice...
1. A statement used to cause delay and panic in nearby listeners. 2. A canned phrase to cause instant awkwardness to all in the immediate conversation.
Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.
Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.
Person 1: "Hey, so I saw one of those AWESOME green saint patty's day wigs today at the store and tried it on. Did I say that it was awesome yet?!?"
Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."
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Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*
Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"
Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"
Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."
Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."
~~~~~
Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*
Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"
Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"
Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."
And that's how I got lice... by Sillick March 17, 2011
Table Lice
The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.
John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
Table Lice by The_Dabbler April 22, 2016
boat lice
Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo
boat lice by Hammervision August 4, 2018
Cooch Lice
Cooch Lice by Cumsickle February 23, 2020
nipple lice
nipple lice by anonymous September 14, 2020