teeny weenie 

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

teeny weenie by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017

the green weenie 

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

the green weenie by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017

Weezer Type Dude 

A nerdy or clean cut guy that rocks a colored sweater (generally with argyle or paisley) with a collared shirt underneath

Look at that weezer type dude, To insult just say you ol gay ass weezer type dude while singing the sweater song

Weezer Type Dude by D. Bo February 27, 2011

weezil 

When something disgusts you and you twitch so much you spin your head around and almost snap your neck, making a facial impression like a weasel.

Person: "If I have to watch another 20 minutes of this gak I'll chew my ass off it's own hinges"
Person 2: "What're you watching?"
Person: "This show about colostomy bags"
Person 2: "Ack! WEEZIL!" *Twitches*

weezil by StANTo May 4, 2005

Weezer Fan 

The most basic of the single celled organisms.

I'm so glad Leo Henry isn't a Weezer Fan.

Weezer Fan by Leo Henreezer August 30, 2021

green weenie 

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.

green weenie by towgunner May 18, 2006

speed weenie 

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.

girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh

speed weenie by onasicone March 14, 2011