weezil

When something disgusts you and you twitch so much you spin your head around and almost snap your neck, making a facial impression like a weasel.

Person: "If I have to watch another 20 minutes of this gak I'll chew my ass off it's own hinges"
Person 2: "What're you watching?"
Person: "This show about colostomy bags"
Person 2: "Ack! WEEZIL!" *Twitches*

by StANTo May 4, 2005

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.

"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."

by MrBQ June 30, 2014

Bin Weevils

The next Fortnite. This beautiful game is like club penguin but better.

Guys Call me Stupid But I Think Bin Weevils Is The Next Fortnite

by LegitMemeulous June 11, 2018

weedilito

A small piece of marijuana found commonly on car seats, couches, beds, drawers, pockets, floor, or anywhere else you may be careless with your chiba.

"Dude, WEEDILITO!"

"Yeah, I wasn't gonna smoke, but then we found some weedilitos on my floor and it was on!"

"Yo quero weedilito?"

by chris.com October 22, 2006

weezin' the juice

The act of drinking a 'slurpee' or 'ICEE' product, directly from the it's tap.

Stoney and Link went to the 7/11, but were kicked out when they were caught weezin' the juice.

by The crustiest vato you've ever witnessed July 2, 2006

weezing the juice

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying

me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.

by carie November 10, 2003

Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.

She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.

by secf October 2, 2008