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funky tito 

When you are doing a bitch, while drunk as hell and slip your dick into her asshole pretending it was an accident
I gave this bitch a funky tito last night and she had no idea it was coming
funky tito by TheFunkyTito September 21, 2005
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Josip Broz Tito 

Because he has the name Josip he is a Legend and if you disagree you are probably serbian or a lame faggot.
Josip Broz Tito a hero who deserves houndreds of medals of honor.
Josip Broz Tito by Josip(Legend) January 5, 2017

neato tito 

A dismissive turn of phrase used when you don't actually care about what the other person is saying.
"Hey Angelo, I just got a promotion!"
"Neato Tito."
neato tito by Valtarre October 1, 2019

The tito ortiz 

When you're trying to nail a girl and keep getting shut down, so you wait until she's in her 50's and everyone else has banged her and left her a tattered shell of her former self, then have a pop and act like you achieved something
Wow you seen john finally banged Tina after all this time... totally did the Tito Ortiz
The tito ortiz by Autistic_Beardy November 27, 2018

pull a tito 

verb.
A maneuver used by an individual in order to bail on their friends. "bravaso! I'll be there" confirms the plans with friends, only to later be ignored. In order to hang out with his girlfriend, someone "pulls a tito" by giving some lame excuse to friends. Such individual often spends enormous amounts of time with his girlfriend already, and seldom sees his friends. The girlfriend is often overbearing and annoying.
"Is la rata coming tonight? he said he would, but he's probably gonna pull a tito again"
I think i'm getting a cold.
I have to work early.
She's been sick all week, I need to tend to her.
I fell asleep after we talked.
I can only hang out with you when she's busy.
Hey you wanna come play soccer? no, I'm not gonna go, but go by yourself anyway.
pull a tito by willy_sabor May 24, 2009

Josip Broz Tito 

Josip Broz Tito (May 25, 1892 – May 4, 1980) was the leader of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRJ) between the end of World War II and his death in 1980.

He was a fighter for a socialist democracy, equality, and a great diplomat.
Ex-Yugoslavia and the Balkans will never as great as they were while Josip Broz Tito was in power!
Josip Broz Tito by tomislav July 29, 2008