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National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.
Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro
by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018
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May 4 is national Fingering day, the day where your lover can finger u at any time. This is a good day for men because on April 27th it was national grab dick day. So..now, men get out there and get ya revenge
Guy: hey bae remember when u grabbed my dick on national grab dick day

Girl: yeah why?

Guy: well....it's may 4th also known as national fingering day...so .I get my revenge...love u
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Chris brown-hey, it's may4
Rihanna- what does that mean
*Chris brown uppercuts rihanna
by dr._dank_noodles May 04, 2019
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The unofficial day to prank people (like April Fool's Day) only they aren't expecting it.
Person 1: Did you see her freak when the other girl started speaking Spanish at her?
Person 2: On May 4?
Person 3: Yeah, she totally freaked out!!
by Yo47 May 04, 2009
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(To your friend Sebastian) : Yo guess what

(Friend): What
You: imma fuck you in your ass today, cuz today is May 4
by April 33 April 28, 2019
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National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.
Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out

Person 2: Awe dude
by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018
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May 4 is national Fingering day, the day where your lover can finger u at any time. This is a good day for men because on April 27th it was national grab dick day. So..now, men get out there and get ya revenge
Guy: hey bae remember when u grabbed my dick on national grab dick day

Girl: yeah why?

Guy: well....it's may 4th also known as national fingering day...so .I get my revenge...love u
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by Znznnbsbxbxbxb x April 29, 2019
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