1. If you get this crazy but
prestigious nickname, you're probably a total badass that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates Califruities, has a foot long dick, and takes massive shits that put all men to shame.
2. A general name for a
massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be
classified as a Big Tex.