Taking a Slater 

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.

If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.

Taking a Slater by artdrummer February 11, 2008

teaming 

Raining heavily, used in Northern Ireland

Take your brolly, its teaming out there

teaming by AidanG September 6, 2005

Taking Herman to the Circus 

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

Taking Herman to the Circus by Polio October 18, 2003

taking from behind

Pretty much doggy style or anal. Sex where a man's behind.

Taking from behind

taking from behind by Spoilers Sweetie November 3, 2013

takingston 

Takingston is hot, funny, and protective. He seems weird at first but once you get to know him you will be best friends. He is nice and loving but only if you show him love in return. He gets angry easily, but can be calmed down if you handle it the right way. Takingston just wants to be treated with kindness and respect, which he deserves. He is most compatible with the zodiac sign leo. Takingston is very protective of his friends and family and would.

Takingston would fight someone to protect a friend.

takingston by Takingston April 6, 2021

Taking one for the Team 

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"

Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

Taking one for the Team by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003

Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.

Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.

Taking a Fart by Jorge Dentino November 3, 2010