fake shitting 

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

fake shitting by River rat man April 25, 2017

Schlong shitting 

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

Schlong shitting by Schlongass April 29, 2021

Fucking and shitting 

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

Fucking and shitting by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

Ceo of shatting in his pants 

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

Ceo of shatting in his pants by clobamacare February 25, 2020

settling in 

Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?

Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.

settling in by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

are you shitting my dick 

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

are you shitting my dick by bahka78 October 6, 2021

Shitting in tall cotton. 

Someone who's doing better than average and/or moving on up.

Bob has landed a freaking awesome job. He's really shitting in tall cotton.

Shitting in tall cotton. by Mizz SMW September 10, 2010