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pooniverous 

A person who just can't get enuff poon and gotta keep eating it like meat
Michael is one pooniverous bastard
Worshiping an angry bearded bald man by drink green juice everyday
I have been part of the pionism religion since 9th grade.
Pionism by Shmiky shmakers September 19, 2017
A feeling that expresses by dilating pupils of the eyes whereas covering the nose and mouth with multiple fingers.
This pill won't make you ponnish
I feel ponnish
Ponnish by penguindefinition December 4, 2021

poonsicle 

Victoria is a poonsicle.
poonsicle by phaz3 December 13, 2008

poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.
After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.
poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008