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A cross between a pomeranian and a chihuahua. These dogs are small, cute, and fuzzy, but they bark A LOT so beware!
Brad's pomchi looks cute, but it's actually a vicous attack dog!
pomchi by ellamonns July 4, 2008

screwed the pooch 

Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!
The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.
Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.
poochew by Mayben June 29, 2007

Winnie the poohing it 

When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.
Me an the wife don't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.
Winnie the poohing it by xhmxnano January 30, 2023
Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.
I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!
Pooched by ahirebet March 27, 2009

Poochfest 

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.
We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!
Poochfest by Burningred June 16, 2005