The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.
Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.
When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.
Me an the wifedon't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.