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Battle bears

Battle bears is one of the awesomest apps in the world where you kill cute pink little Teddy bears who want to hug you to death (sounds stupid but is surprisingly good)
Oliver:I am sick and tired of these $&@! Huggables on this &@$! Ship

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Battle bears by Mr.mam June 4, 2011

Battle Royale 

A book that's about 42 kids going to an island where they are have to kill eachother becase a law. This book was turned into a manga and a movie.(Both are good)

Themanga shows more gore.
The movie lease out all the backstories.
Hopefully the American version of Battle Royale won't suck as much as people saying it will be.
Battle Royale by Blake Marie April 30, 2007

Coke-bottle glasses 

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.
Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.
Coke-bottle glasses by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Battle Royal 

A misspelling of the popular Japanese book/manga and movie called Battle Royale
If you haven't already seen the film, I suggest you go and see it unless you are really into manga then you could read that first.
To see what its about then read some entries on the Battle Royale definitions.
"Hey did you know how to spell Battle Royale?"
"No I don't, I'll try anyway and create a thread for a misspelt version on Urban Dictionary"
"OK fair enough."
Battle Royal by Jonny January 1, 2005

battle shits 

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
battle shits by Jip! January 26, 2007

Beef-in-a-Bottle 

Farting in a Poland Spring bottle and preserving/fermenting it for the rest of your life.
Donny: Let me get a sip of your water, Harris?

Harris: Ain't no water in here dude, it's Beef-in-a-Bottle.

Donny: Nice, I have to make my own one of these days.
Beef-in-a-Bottle by gpc March 11, 2008