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Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.
Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.
Seattle by Kyle February 26, 2005
The most evil city in the US
Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL
Seattle by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005
a seattle is an erection of the penis. Im not sure if many people use this word as such. But every one i know does.
Fuck, ive got a seattle.
seattle by JonGreen May 13, 2005
A place in Washington State in USA. An elite member of the EFNet IRC Network that a lot of people in channels I'm in look up to.
seattle is |<-r4d with the 0day.
Seattle is how fow in the bing now.
seattle by Pound Admin July 16, 2007
Seattle is an amazing city. But for people who have never actualy been... were not crazy... Some how all the T.V. directors on "The X Factor", "American Idol", "America's Got Talent" and other shows got to gether and said "Hey lets make Seattle look crazy" So our citizens dont actualy all look like crazy prostitutes...
"Hey have you ever been to Seattle? I heard there coffee is great!"
Seattle by lovefrome October 26, 2011
The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.
That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.
Seattle by Dubiks December 13, 2018