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stage 5 cling-on 

A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.
Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.
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showing or wanting love and affection from someone who isn’t supposed to judge you and is only supposed to love you
Oh my heck Jasmine is so clingy - jasmines friend

Yeah ik she wants my love it’s so cute -jasmines boyfriend
Clingy by Kennedy is the best February 14, 2021
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clington 

To clington:

To hold on indefinetly to something that isn't there anymore.
She looked like she was calmly clingtoning to that mountain, even though we could clearly see she was falling to the ground at free fall speed.
clington by JoeyP May 10, 2008

Clingwow 

To successfully get someone to do something by subliminally convincing them it is a good idea that they have come up with
Victoria: Joshua you would look so hot with an ear piercing!

--- 6 months later---

Holly (to Victoria): Did Joshua ever get his ear pierced?
Victoria: yeah he was totally Clingwowed!
Clingwow by mimi hogevi June 7, 2013

Cling Cling Time 

When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.
"Hey what did the last slide say?" "I dont know, I was having cling cling time."
Cling Cling Time by bekahpiwers February 27, 2019

Cling-Monkey 

A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.
Cling-Monkey by SkeletonSoup69 September 2, 2022

Titty clinger 

Men’s Lacoste shirt or other clingy knit shirt for men. The material makes any shirt form fitting in a manner that enhances ‘moobies’
I’m changing shirts when I get home. This one is a Class A titty clinger
Titty clinger by Randy1nc July 7, 2018