stroke mag

A porno magazine one might jerk off to

dude all my stroke mag s are all stuck together what have you been doing in here

stroke mag by whitee April 25, 2006

stroke station 

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

stroke station by Spacini December 16, 2012

Stroke up 

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

Stroke up by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020

Stroke Book 

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

Stroke Book by Dubya September 22, 2004

Stroke cardinal 

A pope who dies from a heart attack.

John Paul I died after only 33 days in his papacy. He was just another stroke cardinal.

Stroke cardinal by Misereant March 11, 2009

Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

Stroke and a Half by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

Stroke the Salami 

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself

Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.

Stroke the Salami by turbanator December 29, 2002