Sofie 

Sofie’s are amazing! Always thinking of others first. She has feelings for everyone and tries to make sure they are not left out. She loves parties and hanging out with her friends. She’s the happiest when she’s with them. They usually have blue or green eyes and any brownish hair. They are beautiful inside and out and will never leave your side. She is definitely obsessed with boys but can’t seem to find one for herself. She loves dance and singing but HATES reading. She never usually cares about her grades but passes anyway. She finds the best friends and always sticks with them. When it comes to drama Sofie will always try to sort it out. If you ever meet a Sofie you should become her friend right away.

Sofie is amazing. You should be her friend!

Sofie by Emma Wall April 10, 2019

Sortie 

An individual aircraft’s combat mission

The ground forces called for aircraft so we sent 5 sorties out

Sortie by A yank July 14, 2021

Softe Nuss 

When someone is happy and relieved that something has been finished successfully.

Edu: I finally finished that API validation.
Daniel: SN

Meron: I think it should work now.
Marisa: Softe Nuss

Softe Nuss by doctorboss November 9, 2022

Sofie 

beautiful woman, usually unexplainably hot.

DAMN that chick is a SOFIE!
Look at da booty on that sofie!

Sofie by sweeeeetladay March 5, 2011

crushin' softies

Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.

Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"

Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."

crushin' softies by General Goblincock April 14, 2010

cramming softies 

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

cramming softies by belt cottage December 14, 2009

Swoftie 

a female over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that swoftie
P2: she looks like she's having fun being single at that age

Swoftie by Jedi418 January 3, 2013