Nigel farage 

Drug dealer

Nigel farage made a cameo advertising drugs

Nigel farage by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

Nigella Lawson 

A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.

Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.

I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it

I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner

Nigella Lawson by sahboh11 November 30, 2011

Nigerian Fun Screen 

{Noun} A Nigerian Fun Screen is the black loading screen in Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) that shows up on your TV/monitor when you quit a session. When the screen becomes visible, you will not be able to play the game until you close the program or shut off your console. This can grow to be quite annoying.

Hey man, I gotta close my game because it was stuck on a Nigerian Fun Screen.

Nigerian Fun Screen by MakarovMan2004 January 2, 2018

Nigel Uno 

Nigel uno is our sacred leader. We must protect him at ALL COSTS. He makes my bad days good and my good days HORRIFIC...-ly good. He is your brother. He is your god. Praise him! Think of him when you go to sleep. NEVER say his name in vain. He is only for the strong-willed. Hold him close to your heart.

Thomes- "Did you praise Nigel Uno last night?"
Potatoluz- "No."
Potatoluz- *DIES*

Nigel Uno by Potatoluz November 12, 2018

Nigerian Household

Some kids in Nigeria or Niger have gotten slapped, thrown, shouted at, hit, and embarrassed.
A lot of people from a Nigerian Household is an excellent friend, cute and funny.

Yo! Have you heard of that kid from the Nigerian Household?

Yeah he is pretty cool ngl.

Nigerian Household by Amogus_54644544 July 26, 2023

Nigel Bay

such a sweeeeeeeeetttt guy!!!

"Ahhh.... OMG it's Nigel Bay! SO CUTE!!!"

Nigel Bay by sweet_angelz April 29, 2005

Sausage Nigel 

A derogatory term for a male of the homosexual persuassion.

Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?

Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!

Sausage Nigel by Raoul_Duke April 22, 2009