Mystic Messenger 

This games makes you realize that you’re not straight when you notice how Jaehee’s route is the most calm of them all and how Rika is the most interesting character. Instead of being attracted to the male characters, they might simply just give you gender envy. You might experience some comphet in the beginning because “I can fix him”. But yeah Mystic Messenger is amazing 10/10 would spend 75$ for Saeran route.

When first downloading: ohhh look fun mystery chat game :)
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…

Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay

Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??

Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together

Saeran best boy

Mystic Messenger by genderfluid so its always gay November 28, 2021

instant messanger symbols 

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy [smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign

you put all the letters together in each of them

instant messanger symbols by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004

MSN messanger 

the most kik ass instant messenger IN UR FACE AOL!!!!!

-dude, MSN sux ass
--U MOFO
(loud bang)

MSN messanger by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

bike messenger 

Someone that dedicates there life and money from their paycheck in to their fixed gear bike so that they look cooler, also they mostly hang out at bars and or bike shops. Sometimes you can find them at random parties with people they dont even know, they sometimes ride in packs just to make them selves look much much cooler.

bike hipster bike messenger

bike messenger by Thedr.Pepper December 11, 2009

messenger hit 

(v) An action that allows any individual currently engaged in a blunt session to hit the blunt if asked to pass, generally performed when sitting in a line or a row, as opposed to a circle. This process may only be invoked in sessions involving 2 or more individuals.

4 individuals engaged in a session in a non moving vehicle:

Ryan | Mike
Dorea | Vinny

Vinny is hitting the scanny, finishes, and goes to pass to Ryan, located in the driver's seat. Ensuring safety of the scanny, Vinny decides to give it to Dorea to pass to Ryan, at this opportunity, Dorea may invoke the messenger hit.

messenger hit by plasmaphysics April 8, 2005

MSN Messenger 7 

Very gh3y. As stable as a chair with one leg. Only queers use nudges and winks and they piss you off very easy. Stick to Trillian.

MSN Messenger 7 is a prime example of something made by Microsoft. I wish my ISP suported Linux...

MSN Messenger 7 by Slickridah April 14, 2005

msn messenger 

An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."

"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"

msn messenger by 1337W422102 September 24, 2005