click hole 

Much like a black hole, but for the Internet. One click leads you to the next which leads you to the next which leads into the next. And the next thing you know, eight hours has passed and you don't exactly know how you got where you are.

I got stuck in a click hole last night of endless puppy videos online. I'm buying a pomsky today.

click hole by Samalamalamalama November 8, 2015

FacebooK-Hole 

The process of getting lost on Facebook while reading random posts, following random links or looking at pictures of people you don't even know, followed by an eventual return to consciousness and a realization that you are completely wasting your time.

Just got caught in a FacebooK-Hole and burned my dinner.

FacebooK-Hole by Erik Wave September 11, 2011

Tech-hole 

An asshole who works in technology

Yeah, the neighborhood is filled with tech-holes who want to make it into a Microsoft campus.

Tech-hole by deli guy March 1, 2015

fundie hole 

An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or message listing to make it their own fundie hole. A well known Fundie Hole is the "Post Your Thoughts" link in virtually any major AOL news story no matter what the subject or topic of the article. They are especially attracted to any scientific story to insult it and promote their own religious dogma, thereby turning the entire post section into a fundie hole.

marinebiologst22 - Hey, did you read the AOL news about that dolphin with the vestigial hind limb?"
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...

fundie hole by Grafikman January 22, 2007

Deeds Hole 

When someone instead of penetrating an already existing hole on a person, chooses to create their own hole using one's penis. A Deeds hole can occur anywhere even intersecting with an already existing orifice.

Alternate spellings include: Deed's hole Deedshole & Deeds-hole

She wouldn't let me put in anywhere so after she fell asleep I put a Deeds hole in the side of her leg.

Deeds Hole by Tvo/Dewweck October 15, 2009

Holemates 

Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.

Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.

Holemates by moooooog35 October 7, 2009

bag holder 

An investor who is on the wrong side of a stock for an extended period of time, with the consistent belief that he or she is in fact correctly predicting its direction, despite strong evidence to the contrary. Typically, this person loses most or all of his or her money in the process.

The term comes from people in soup lines during the Great Depression, who held potato bags filled with their only possessions.

"All the retail investors who bought priceline.com in early 2000 saw their investment value shrink 99% over the following year. They were the bag holders the smart traders unloaded their shares onto."

bag holder by Alex Koik-Cestone May 24, 2006