girth storm

A very inflated Penis.

wow hes got a girth storm in his pants!

girth storm by Gball boys November 9, 2017

Girth Rod 

It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.

Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.

Girth Rod by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018

Girth Control Pill 

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

Girth Control Pill by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

Girth brooks 

He has a big fat wide cock

His cock was so fat they called him girth brooks

Girth brooks by anonymous November 18, 2021

Girth Ghost 

The girth ghost will visit you late at night and give you that “good good”,
He hunts at night. Close your window.

“Yo bro the Girth Ghost visited my girl last night”
“Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good”

Girth Ghost by Xmike223 December 1, 2022

Girth God 

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

Girth God by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

girth maxing 

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

girth maxing by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024