Farticus 

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.

George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.

Farticus by FireZombie October 10, 2014

Farticle Accelerator 

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

Farticle Accelerator by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

FACTIST

Although slightly hard to get off the tongue this useful word applies to people who like to state the facts

I am a factist people! I know shit!!

FACTIST by Dude the Factist of course July 28, 2011

Faris 

She/He likes to slap people's elbows for their own personal enjoyment, they also like to give paper cuts to people who sit close to them in class.

Person 1: Owww, my arm hurts.
Person 2: Were you sitting next to Faris?
Person 1: Yes, he cut me and slapped my elbow.

Faris by HMAR _SLAYER 27 September 15, 2019

fartass 

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.

"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."

fartass by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003

faptist 

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

faptist by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

fartigan sweater by stormteam69 April 11, 2010