asswipe 

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."

("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

asswipe by Archemedez November 23, 2007

Asswipe 

A dick face ass bitch

bootyface dickface dicksucker Asswipe

Asswipe by Taniya Baker December 3, 2014

Asspiperdolic 

Someone who has nothing better to do but try to ruin peoples lives.

My ex is an asspiperdolic.

Asspiperdolic by HarleyPrincess May 31, 2017

Asswipe 

A. Worthless person that always shows up uninvited to ruin everyones day and they are the only one that has a great time.

Here comes asswipe

Asswipe by Larryandmary September 12, 2017

Asswipe 

Asswipe=toilet paper but you can use it any time

Person 1: lad could u bring me some asswipe!
Person 2: no
OR
Person 1: I stole your vbucks.
Person 2: You fucking asswipe

Asswipe by ‘_’ February 13, 2019

joe asswipe

A person named Joe who acts like a asswipe

Joe Asswipe stop looking a Riley

joe asswipe by fewfjb June 1, 2017

asswipe 

Someone or thing that likes to (or is used) to wipe one's bum.

Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.

asswipe by wank December 22, 2004