human farming 

The practice, by nation states, of the parasitical exploitaion of its population.

Evolved from the slavery, subsequent feudal and Monarchical/Federal models of civilisation, human farming is practiced globally (enabled through Uniform Commercial Code in the USA and Admiralty Law in the EU) through the use of social programming. This programming is achieved through eduction systems and religion, propoganda through mass media and terror tactics (covert/overt military force). It enables the ruling class of a nation to systematically and continuously reap taxes (the produce) from the human 'herd'.

Great care is taken by the farmers to preserve the appearance of 'normality' to its livestock as those that become aware of the manipulation are often 'lost' if not succesfully rehabilitated via penal/psychiatric means. The farmers also motivates the herd to consume the products and services available on the farm to stimulate an artifical economy for the purposes of reinforcing the herds cohesion. This is done to continually maximise productivity. Due to the inherent unsustainability of the practice, human farming eventually reverts to a totalitarian sytem of slavery and the cycle begins again.

Human farming is just like life in the Matrix but it's real and it's everywhere!

human farming by wavemachine February 18, 2016

farmers tan 

A tan that is only on the arms and neck of the person because they were wearing a shirt when the tanning occurred, the rest of the torso is white due to lack of exposure. Farmers get this because they do a lot of labour out in the sun whilst wearing a shirt.

John has a farmer tan, i told him not to wear his shirt on the beach.

farmers tan by Jesse Eichler June 12, 2005

farmer's blow 

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.

Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.

farmer's blow by jakrel May 16, 2005

Urban farmer

A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.

Carly won't shut up about her stupid farm and throwing sheep. What an urban farmer.

Urban farmer by Screw farmville February 11, 2010

mentally farmed

Typically used by members of toxic ROBLOX communities to insult another member on how stupid they seem.

Player 1: WHY ARE YOU STILL TYPING? LOLOL
Player 2: Because I want to.
Player 1: MENTALLY FARMED.

mentally farmed by sh6q October 25, 2020

FarmVille 

a largely addicting game played by millions of idiots who pay real money for pixel animals on their screen......most can also be found on irc chat....if you know someone playing this game, take away their pc as they are probably just a step away from beastiality

Hyuck i play farmville to look at those hotass sheep

FarmVille by pixel killer April 26, 2011

farmer spit 

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.

When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!

farmer spit by Yup12 November 6, 2013