Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

Procrasterbate by Jeo58 October 9, 2008

Procrastifacebooking

(verb) to procrastinate by going on Facebook; to prevent one's self from doing another tedious activity by going on Facebook, especially if one is a student avoiding homework

Master Chief: what are you up to?

Cortana: Procrastifacebooking. I have to read 4 chapters for class tomorrow, so I'm looking at pictures from Heather's party last weekend on Facebook instead.

Master Chief: Ah

Procrastifacebooking by Commander Keyes April 7, 2009

procrastabating 

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

procrastabating by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

procrastubate

putting off work to masturbate

Instead of doing his homework last night, Bobby procrastubated.

procrastubate by nick pappagiorgio February 15, 2015

pro-procrastinate 

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

pro-procrastinate by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010

procrastinate 

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

procrastinate by Zach G. December 3, 2003

procrastinate 

comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'

I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.

procrastinate by Annie August 18, 2004