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The Gauntlet 

A clandestine drinking contest where a number of participants choose to insert their fist into their rectum before proceeding to hop down a bartop. Anywhere from nine to twenty shots are evenly spaced along the bar. The contestant must drink each shot without spilling liquor or removing the fist. This can continue for subsequent rounds, with the number of shots decreasing, and the space between each shot increasing, until a clear winner has been determined.
Hey, did you hear The Gauntlet will be at Hillbilly Billy's this Friday?
The Gauntlet by Dishpan Sam April 6, 2010
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Turd gauntlet

1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.

2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.

3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
Turd gauntlet by Jay Langley January 19, 2010

Run the gauntlet

When you risk running errands or driving to work when you have no registration and a suspended drivers licence.
Can we have a ride? Sure, but we have to run the gauntlet if we do...
Run the gauntlet by Mikkster78 January 7, 2018

Dick Gauntlet 

The sexual act where a group of men stand facing each other with erections about a foot away from each other. The contestant in the gauntlet must try to run through the gauntlet while the penises slap him in the face.
Stan loves to participate in the Dick Gauntlet whenever he has free time. He is trying to petition to have it an Olympic Sport in 2012.
Dick Gauntlet by Predator6 July 27, 2009

Infinity gauntlet

A golden glove that goes in your left hand because right handed people suck

The Infinity Gauntlet 

While you are fisting someone, you snap your fingers while your hand is inside them, causing them to cum.

Gruntlet 

Defined by Jessica to describe Lynn's laughing reply to a joke. The laugh was classified as a grunt and Jessica called Lynn a Gruntlet to make fun of her.
Jessica: Haha...Gruntlet.
Matt: Gruntlet? What the fuck is a Gruntlet?
Jessica: It's a little person who grunts.
Gruntlet by Frows December 30, 2004