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i saw a fartcicle at the zoo today
by yak May 7, 2003
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A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"
by gabz0rz November 24, 2010
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The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.
by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003
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farticled

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Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.

B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!

B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008
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fartcicles

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If you farted in sub zero temperatures, the gas would literally freeze in mid air-hence, creating fartcicles!
by tabbles August 1, 2012
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microscopic particle of smell that is able to pass thru fabric
How does a farticle get thru my jeans and underwear?
by Trippin42 July 22, 2020
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fartiness

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The amount of uncontrolled farting
Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.
by mobri December 22, 2009
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