emoke 

The term "emoke" derives from the two terms "emo" and "moke" combined together. Simply, an emoke is an emo moke. (origination from Hawaii).

"Ho breh, I went slit my wrist last night and den it went leak out Hawaiian Punch," said the emoke sitting next to me during the luau.

emoke by Diane-Nicole June 11, 2006

ewok 

(N) Noun.

Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).

(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.

ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!

Definition 2

Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.

ewok by Psychowolf November 24, 2007

Ewok Moolesters 

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

Ewok Moolesters by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011

Ballsack Ewok 

The girl who dates your ex-boyfriend right after you break up. Usually a petite brunette who speaks some fabulous foreign language and spends her free time hand-making organic soaps which she donates to homeless people. Also see: Dat ho.

(At a party)
"Oh look, Johnny's here! Shit... He's with that Ballsack Ewok chick. Let's go."

Ballsack Ewok by QOTB November 4, 2013

ewok 

One of the most hated Star Wars characters ever, along with the most hated character: Jar Jar Binks.

It is best to call those Ewoks, "Evil Care Bears"!

ewok by frodaddy May 24, 2005

ejokeulate 

ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.

Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.

ejokeulate by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008

Ewok 

A euphemism used to describe people of Okinawan descent. It is due to the fact that people whether part or full Okinawan tend to be short, brown, and hairy. See also Mogwai, Okinawan

Person 1: "Look at Ikei! That Okinawan kid is so short, brown and hairy! "
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him an Ewok."

Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Ewoks"

Ewok by ThisGreen December 13, 2010